Wednesday, December 10, 2008

Holiday project number one - herb garden

The silly season - my best time of year - has just kicked off in earnest and as a result I am constantly hung over, tired and wondering what to wear. This week is the start of my official Christmas parties - I've my work one on Friday (a local dinner), one with the Marrickvillains on Sunday and some other event every other night this week. I suspect up until late January (post Vanuatu holiday, hurrah!) my holiday projects will all have to be on hold.

All except this one! Finally, after banging on for 18 months about wanting a wee garden, I have finally pulled out my (green) thumb. Last weekend at the markets we came across a herb seller, and really there was no excuse but to invest. I picked out some window boxes and up they went!



They make my rather prison like house a bit more homely...or maybe they just emphasise the bars! (incidentally I am delighted that it's prison like. I am super terrified of being kidnapped - because of my fabulous wealth and influence, you know - and this way I feel a bit more secure about miscellaneous Marrickville thugs breaking in.)





I've gone with tarragon, parsley, thyme, two lots of basil and rosemary. I actually get no sun whatsoever on my stoop (word on the street is herbs are all about the sun) but so far and no deaths (touch wood). I rather fancy myself quite the Jamie Durie. I'm not entirely sure this counts as a reno but it's definitely home improvement (until said Marrickville thugs snack on them all out of frustration at my impenetrable fortress).

Saturday, November 22, 2008

Average 30

Just back from afternoonies (or matinee drinks, my preferred term!) at Jimbo's house - a friend who has recently returned from a stint in Darwin. During it we were lamenting the lack of fancy dress parties in our lives (one of the guys there, Evan, is going to a 'Come as You Were' party. You have to get a picture of yourself from the past and reenact it - and bring the picture along to compare your success!).

Evan and I share the same birthday - February 1st - so we have decided to celebrate it this year with a fancy dress affair. I'll be turning 31 and he 29 - so we're calling it an 'Average 30th'. The theme jury is still out although it's looking like 'Heroes and Villains' will be the most likely (although Jacs, for some reason, seems obsessed with having an 'Australian Icons' party, which we may go with due to our birthday's proximity to Australia Day).

Anyhoo home now, and looking forward to my first weekend in after finishing school (I had to go home two weekends ago and then hit the mountains last week). I have a Hot Date lined up with the couch, a bottle of wine, and the quarterly essay which I will feel no guilt whatsoever reading as I have no outstanding uni work ever again!

Off to a Spanish themed (flamenco dancing, tapas and cervesas) engagement party tomorrow - it's a harbour cruise affair so hopefully the weather won't replicate today's. We'd wind, hail, sun, overcast, rain, you name it all day. But then, if I'm liquored Spanish style, I don't suppose it matters what the weather is like.

The first internet

I spent last weekend in the Blue Mountains with Tim's family - it was a lovely leech filled getaway (OK, far nicer than a leechy getaway but a leech filled walk was the cause of much panic and therefore sticks in my mind!).

His folks had been sent a telegram which was rather fun. The top of it proudly stated 'Telegraph - The First Internet'. Hmmmm. Is this where the marketing of telegrams has gone - latching onto the success of the world wide web? I told my sister and she has requested that she only be addressed in morse code from now on (anther dying art - morse code. I'm making s summer to do list and it crossed my mind that perhaps learning morse code should be on it...but nah, I'll stick with learning proper grammar).

Tuesday, November 4, 2008

Congraduations!

I have just submitted my final essay of my Masters degree. Like, half an hour ago I hit 'send'. It feels a little surreal - I have spent the last five years studying (first my undergrad in social work and now the masters). I am not entirely sure why I am still sitting near a computer and typing because for the last few weeks I have been swearing that the second I am done my mac is getting thrown on a celebration bonfire, along with all my text books, notes and papers. Hurrah!

And now...a whole summer of freedom! No, wait - a whole forever of freedom! (although I am considering studying next year but unsure exactly about the finer details as yet). I hardly know what to do with myself, although I am fairly sure it will involve lots of reading of trash, lots of afternoon wines, lots of cooking and eating outdoors summer picnic style, hopefully some swimming, some home renos (painting, I think, and perhaps some gardening), and...well...anything I darn well like!

My first dream, though, and the thing I am going to do right now, is to scrub my house from top to bottom. That, and then get liquored. Hurrah!

Sunday, October 26, 2008

And now I think I rock.

So I won the 'Best Cake' award! But not, as anticipated, for the chocolate cointreau cake - but for the rhubarb crumb cake (which I'd actually had to call Pre-Loved Rhubarb Crumb Cake as Tim and I had sampled a piece the night before the bake off) (well, you try sitting and looking at two whole cakes on your sideboard, with their scent wafting deliciously towards you, and your sweets stomach so so empty). There were some great entries - the Occupational Therapy team walked away with 'Best in Show' and 'Best Decorated'. They'd made a chocolate cake shaped in the letters O and T, and covered it with white marzipan. Then they'd fashioned four little figures representing the four aspects of OT - rest (a little guy sleeping), work (a Bob-the-Builder-esque tradie), leisure (someone playing) and self-care (a nudie dude putting his clothing on). It was truly tops and totally unexpected, and well deserved the prestigious awards it won!

So now I reckon I'm the best cake maker ever. I am off to dinner tonight (to meet Tim's folks for the first time, eek! J helpfully said I should wear a titty halter top so I look like a Nice Young Lady, ha ha!) and I have made dessert. In a cocky manner befitting my recent victory, I (foolishly) decided not to follow a recipe but to combine several. So here is my balsamic caramel glazed mango sour cream cake. Too many flavours, anyone?! The cake batter was great news (I licked the beaters, then the wooden spoon and then the bowl) but it rose a lot more than expected so I am not sure if it's going to be too dry and cakey. But nothing a good dose of nice cream won't fix, I guess!



Rest of the weekend has been nice - finally I burrowed my head in some readings. My final uni papers are due in just over a week and I got quite a lot of work out of the way which is, well, overdue. Went to a night picnic last night (Tim made a Passata Fritatta - while tring to make a roast spring garlic fritatta he accidentally started following the recipe next to it, which required an addition of tomato passata. The end result was a pinkish fritatta that was actually pretty tasty, and hilarious), played some night frisbee, and that's been about it.

Righto, off to go get my cleavage out before this dinner lark!

Thursday, October 23, 2008

2008 Bake Off!

So sadly I have been having way too much fun to be doing any lamo blogging! I've had the Girl's Annual Holiday to MotoGP (it was our 5 year annualversary and also the first year my sister came) (it was, as always, tops. My husband AntWest did poorly but what's not to like about camping, breakfast beers, old mates, an island and loud loud motorbikes?!), school work that I've been shunning, a last minute idyllic camping trip to the Kangaroo Valley (idyllic if you minus the leech that secretly attached itself to my hip, ugh) and a fairly busy time at work. And speaking of work, tomorrow is the Inaugral DADHC Bake Off!

There are several categories - best cake in show, best looking cake, best non-edible cake and best non cake item. Punters can enter as many as they like, and people can pay $10 to be a judge. All spectators and eaters make a gold coin donation. The bake off has been led mainly by my team, as I suspect we're the greediest department there could possibly be! Some entrants include: a marscapone and nutella tart, a baked cheesecake, 'the best scones in the world' a vegan mud cake, and two types of rhubarb cakes (Ricky loves rhubarb apparently!).

I was thinking of entering 36 hour choc chip cookies (which I've been talking up for ages) and this big crumb coffee cake, but a chat with Phil at the noodle markets last week changed my mind. Phil declared that the secret to winning a bake off is liquor. Apparently it doesn't matter how much effort everyone else has gone to, or how gorgeous the cake is - if it's got alcohol in it, you're practically guaranteed to win!

So...I stayed with the coffee cake (only cos the crumbs looked divine, and I also am partial to rhubarb) but decided to also make a drink fused one just to hedge my bets. I found a recipe for a chocolate cake called 'Winning Hearts and Minds Cake', added a healthy dose of cointreau, and renamed it 'Winning Heart and Minds and Hopefully Bake Offs Cake'.

Either way it's win win - I'm paying my tenner to be a judge - not so I can be biased but so that I'm guaranteed to get a taste of all the goodies!

Thursday, September 18, 2008

Jatbula Trail

The Track
The Jatbula Trail is a five day, four night hike from Katherine Gorge to Edith Falls in the Northern Territory, through the Nitmiluk National Park. It's an Aboriginal Song Trail, which means that the indigenous people of the area would follow this trail and as they went, would sing about the next landmark coming up - like a singing map. J and I had heard about it and during my last trip home, braved up by liquor, we decided to lock it in. So a week and a half ago found us in Darwin, dusting off our hiking boots (scarily not donned for me since the 6 Foot!) and getting ready to walk!

The prep was a bit challenging - no good maps are to be had. The trail is really well marked so this didn't bother us too much, and J had a newly acquired compass watch which we assumed we'd be adept at using! There were 2 maps available - we had both - and they both have different kilometre distances between sites, and the topography on one of them was clearly inaccurate. But it didn't matter - we chose to believe that we walked 66k rather than 58 and that we are superheroes who can battle majorly steep uphill sections!

We'd also never walked just the two of us before - we'd always been in groups. Although confident about our sisterly cameraderie, we figured there were bound to be a few tantrums thrown along the way, particularly with the heat. So in order to prevent these as much as possible we devised a rule - if one of us chucked a tanty, the other was to go straight in there and take a photo of it in all the surly glory, so the tanty thrower could be mocked upon return! True it was a risky business...but we're risky ladies!

The night before the big hike we stayed in Katherine, assembled our food and packed our bags for the next 5 days. We then sat down and drank some of our hiking whiskey, in preparation you understand. The next morning, keen as mustard, we headed to Katherine Gorge and jumped a ferry across to the start of the walk. There were only two other hikers starting the walk - and would you believe it, the girl in the couple was wearing the EXACT same outfit as me! Like, what the hell are the odds of that! Identical t-shirt (pink, with a tree on it, wicks away sweat allegedly) and brown shorts. I would like to think it was clearly because we both had a keen sense of hiking fashion...but it was a total fashion faux pas!

Day 1 - Katherine Gorge to Biddlescombe Cascade (maybe 5k?)

After hopping off the ferry, we started the walk up to Biddlescombe. It started out well - gentle incline through bushland, stretching out forever as far as the eye could see. After a good solid tramp we arrived at the Northern Rockhole, which had water for swimming but no waterfall as we were at the end of the dry season. We chose to push on - we'd started late due to ferry times and already the heat was getting intense. We found that by about 11.30 each day the heat was too much to walk in - so we aimed to be done by then most days. We carried on up the escarpment, and although the walk itself was easy the heat and the reflection off the rocks made it challenging - we had to take many breaks in the shade to cool down and water up. It was worth it though - the top of the escarpment led to a shady campground where we threw our bags down and inhaled lunch. Brief exploring - about 2 mins away - found the river. This ran, as the site's name implies, in cascades down the rocks and formed a beautiful crystal clear pool, before waterfalling down and joining the river again. We had the most refreshing swim ever and marvelled at how the water seemed to appear from nowhere and was almost too idyllic to be true. The couple caught up with us at this stage and Twinnie (her name due to her matching outfit!) washed some clothes in the river, losing her bra to the mercies of the rapids gods!
We then killed some time during the heat of the afternoon, lazing in our tents and avoiding the march flies which pack a nasty bite. Late afternoon we headed down for another lovely swim before watching the sun set over the river. It was then time for cocktail hour - we'd brought along vodka and some powdered Tang, thinking it would make a delicious vodka orange delight. I didn't mind it but Jen hated, so we only had a couple of them before ditching that option.
While we were camped here, a few truckloads of people rocked up - the rangers and the traditional landowners, the Jaowyn, were doing a week's tour of the park. They were there to map some of the traditional sites, talk ab out traditional stories and to pass this information on to the rangers as well as their own younger people. J and I were too shy to go over and chat; I totally regret not doing so. We found out later that one of the Elders there was the granddaughter of the man the trail had been named for and I can only imagine the wealth of knowledge there was that night.
Instead we cooked up dinner, and then had a beautiful night's sleep under the starts - it was so lovely and warm we didn't need the fly on the tents, so we could lie and watch the brilliant moon and millions of shimmering stars. We're both cold sleepers so woke at about 3am a bit chilly - but once we knew this was going to happen we prepared for it and were AOK.

Day 2 - Biddlescombe Cascades to Crystal Falls (allegedly 12k)

We both woke up around 3 in the morning - we had decided against bringing sleeping bags as it was so warm, but we're both cold sleepers so got a little chilly around this time. But it didn't matter - we'd slept without the fly on our tents and were able to gaze up at the beautiful stars until it was a reasonable time to get up and kick on.
The walk was again quite easy although the heat played a major role (and being a dirty ginga J has to watch her skin even more in the sun). The landscape was flat and dry, and the horizon just stretched out in front of you for miles. The trail was easy to follow, but if you wandered too far away you'd get totally lost, miles from anywhere. 'hey were never seen again' became our catch cry for any track deviation for the rest of the hike.
Along the way was some amazing Indigenous art, painted on towering rocks that formed an incredible natural gallery. We later found out that one of the paintings (of a human-like figure with wild hair and hands doing 'spirit fingers') was actually a god that women would sing to. All the women in the tribe would go, alone, and sing to this paining in order to be given a husband. If any woman were able to sing to it all day, they would be able to choose their partner. J and I were disappointed we found out about this after being there - we could have used some burly husbands to carry out hiking packs!
The day's walk took us to Crystal Falls, which was my favourite camping spot. Set against a river, it was shady and green and the river was a series of rock pools and waterfalls - and covered in blossoming water lilies. We swam, relaxed, named our new best fork/knife/spoon combo ('Spike') and then watched the sunset sitting on rocks in the river and drinking Camp Whiskey. We also spent some time trying to work out how to cross the river - the next morning we had to get across to continue the walk and neither us nor the couple could work out a way across without at least some foot wetness. We figured it was our best puzzle and the answer would come to us in the morning, hopefully.

Day Three - Crystal Falls to 17 Mile Falls vis The Amphitheatre (11.5k)
Over our morning coffee and condy (condensed milk, mmm!) we fretted a little about the puzzle. But being brave intrepid hikers, we strapped our packs on (making sure everything was waterproofed, just in case of a fall) and started rock hopping. We made it across - there was one section where our feet had to go in and although the current was fairly strong there were no embarrassing falls! A bit of foot repair later and we were on our merry way!
The early morning took up past the Crystal Falls after which the camp site was named. These were spectacular although a little far from the track to get a really good look. Once again, the day's walk was quite easy and a lot quicker than expected. We were aiming to get to the Amphitheatre - a cave with lots of rock paintings and butterflies - around lunch but it barely seemed a few hours and we were there. J has a (rather amusing) fear of moths and we were wondering how the Amphitheatre would be - it was supposed to have butterflies of all sizes and colours flying around. We descended and found loads of amazing rock art - some really worn but some still looking fresh and clear. Lots of animal figures, and again some of the human like god figures. The butterflies, it turns out, were not at all scary - there were lots of them, mainly black, gently fluttering around (but fortunately staying out of my sister's hair and general personal space!).
There was only another 3k to camp and it was mainly along a hot rocky ridge. Nearing the camp, we spied the 17 mile falls, which were breathtaking. We walked around the rocks towards camp to find that the camp itself was basically an empty space on the rock. It was getting to the middle of the day and the heat was getting nasty, so we threw our bags down and tried to go and find some shade. The campsite and general area was really exposed and it was quite hard to find anywhere out of the sun. We swam across the rock pool to an 'island' in the middle of the water that had a few scraggly trees on it and basically spent the afternoon following the shade like hobos! We regularly wet our shirts and German Tourist headbands to keep cool, and amazingly the afternoon wasn't so bad.
That night we settled in to camp and made our way over to our neighbours (in a shared solidarity about how difficult the heat-avoiding had been). We got chatting and decided to instigate cocktail hour - our vodka tangs weren't working, but they had some berocca - so The Vodka Rocca was born! 1/4 of a tropical berocca, add vodka, and then water to taste. I know heat stroke and desperation may be talking, but they were mighty fine!

Day Four - 17 Mile Falls to Sandy Camp Pool (16.5k)
We woke up in time to watch the sun rise as we ate our breakfast - we'd aimed to get an early start as the walk was a big 'un. The walk, although long, was again flat and easy, and we got a good stride going and made Edith Falls Crossing in good time (Edith Falls Crossing is another camp site, but it was horrid - the water was stagnant and it was nowhere near as lovely as the places we'd stayed).
The second leg of the trip was difficult - we'd thought it was going to be much shorted than it was, having confused our distances. There was lots of shoulder-high grass to walk through which was a little scary (I kept thinking 'snake in the grass, snake in the grass'!). Again it was easy walking, but the heat had set in and our energy was waning - we were waiting til camp to eat which on reflection wasn't the smartest idea!
Luckily, Sandy Camp Pool was lovely and shady - it was set on a lagoon like pool (with a tiny waterfall going in to it - we were so spoiled over the last few days that it was a little inadequate!). The lagoon again had waterlilies over it and was totally a Crocodile Dundee-esque setting (apparently there are actually fresh water crocs in the pool - we didn't see them but we did hear movement at night that we pretended was crocs...I think it was really cane toads!). It was deep as well - the first swimming pool that I could dive into. We set up our tents in the shade and snoozed the afternoon away. Although lovely, this site had the worst march flies we'd experienced all trip - they were brutal. Again we had cocktail hour with the neighbours (primarily spent bitching about the flies and talking about how great Vodka Roccas were!) before having a really early night. We'd planned to get up before dawn to start the walk as it was another long one and we had to be at Edith Falls by 3 in time to get our bus back.

Day Five - Sandy Camp Pool to Edith Falls (14.6k)
We had a 5am start, so it was still dark as we ate breakfast and refilled our water packs. We had to walk with head torches in the dark, which was a little scary. We'd find one post, I'd keep sentry while J scouted ahead to find the next. Because of this we went quite slowly and I'm not sure our early start made up any good time!
The walk was long and hot, and after the large walk the day previously we were both tired. The track was really marshy at places and this made it quite difficult to navigate. We were basically focused on walking out, although we did stop briefly at Sweetwater Pool which was lovely. There was another camp ground there which would have been nice for a day walk from Edith Falls, but we were more than happy with the stops we'd made.
After a slight incline (which on our crap map looked like we were about to hit Everest!) we walked down into Edith Falls, and straight to the kiosk where we demanded some ice cold beers. My biggest disappointment of the whole trip was that the kiosk was not licensed, but we made up for it drinking 'three drinks immediately' (as a cranky blogger had written!) and eating ice creams, chips and other good things that are the opposite of camping food! We had hoped to make it out in time for our bus by three - a time check revealed that it was 9 in the morning! We spent the day sitting in the shade, drinking sugar and went on a brief stroll to Edith Falls to see the large pool and falls at the end of our walk (incidentally - the couple saw a snake at Edith Falls - the only one on our whole trip!).
We were picked up by a ranger who gave us a lot of amazing information about the trail and almost made me wish I'd done it in a group so I could have heard about it as we'd walked (but I hate the rigidity of group walking, and as Kel says, I don't mix well with strangers!). We were taken back to Katherine where we visited the supermarket pronto and bought a range of scrubbing and exfoliating products and had the best showers ever. We enjoyed a platter, some bubbles and then hit the town in celebration for the night, telling everyone who would listen about our fabulous Jatbula Trail walk (and how awesome we were for doing it!).

There were too many highlights of the trip to even rank them - but ultimately I guess it was seeing such an amazing remote part of Australia, on foot, with one of my favourite people in the world (and the photo rule worked - there was not even a hint of a tanty from either of us!). We've got ten gazillion photos and many a tale, but even without these it's a trip that I'll be remembering for many years to come.